Phil (Phillp Allen) has lady problems. He's not getting along with his bedraggled girlfriend Bea (Audrey Campbell), he's morally torn up about pimping women to his horny business clients, and he's obsessed with putting the moves on a cute German woman named Elke (Elke Hellmann) who doesn't want anything to do with him. As torn up as Phil is, he takes some perverse comfort in knowing that there's a guy named Jon (Jon Viscounte) who's even more messed up on the subject of the opposite sex. Phil and Jon meet on the printed page (in the form of a letter Phil finds in an abandoned cottage in the woods) where Jon spills his guts about his insanity and obsession with trying to prove to himself that his fiance Eleanor (Gunda Hecklau) is sexually demure and chaste. Jon's perception of Eleanor is one of childlike innocence, and to make sure she falls in line with his fetishistic penchant for purity, he drives her to the secluded cottage. If that wasn't loopy enough, he can't stop himself from ...
